i (we) did something really stupid the other day.
it actually took place over several days. i thought about whether or not to blog about it because it is, well, embarrassing.
a pregnant moment, if you will.
at least, that is what i am blaming it on. my husband cannot use that excuse.
it started at around 2 am on a friday night.
honey..did you hear that? didn't we just change that battery?
ok. fine, i will get it. grumble, grumble, stomp down the stairs, get the 9 volt battery, listen for the chirp again (like watching water come to a boil), get the chair, replace the battery....
2 hours later?
ok. now on to dismantle the thing. they are electrically wired in our house. and the darned thing kept chirping.
every 3-4 hours it would chirp 4-6 times in 30 second intervals.
i changed ALL the smoke detector batteries (5 of them) in the house over the course of the day.
saturday night...10 o'clock.
2 am, we totally disconnect the one where the sound is emanating from.
this is getting ridiculous. i even called the fire department (non-emergent line) to see if they could help me.
apparently, ours are just old and need replaced. ok, no biggie, right?
$80 later and five new smoke detectors from home depot. sheesh!
i installed them myself (rather proud of that).
surely we will have a good night's sleep.
now, i am not a swearing woman, but i was definitely saying a few choice words under my breath. i mean, really. we have to get up in the morning at 4:30. this is getting silly! we disconnect the culprit again. silence.
chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp.
i am going to kill someone or something. this is outrageous.
next day, i am searching for the chirp. i have taken all of the newly installed smoke detectors down one by one to hopefully eliminate the one that is the cause. i am imagining large bills to an electrician to come fix our system. i am imagining fires raging through the house and destroying us because we won't have any warning. it is awful.
but, wait...is it the doorbell? nah...couldn't be! but, i feel it on the wall during the next cycle of chirping and it vibrates with each chirp.
really? ok. i don't like the doorbell anyway. the KISA can just disconnect it when he gets home.
the really stupid part?
we have a carbon monoxide detector that resides in the electrical outlet directly below the doorbell and the supposed defective smoke detector.
it was blocked by 4 large bags of clothing we were donating. i couldn't see the darned thing, and i forgot we had it.
changed the battery.
the LOB on the display was a dead giveaway.
silence. no chirping. peace.
and utter embarrassment.
don't let your bags of clothing reside in your hallway for any extended period of time.
be able to laugh at yourself...and your husband...